They say after you have children you never get a chance to use the bathroom alone. It's mostly true. Even after locking the bathroom door you will find fingers slipping under like little tentacles, doorknobs turning repetitiously, muffled and exponentially loud voices through the door with persistent banging of various body parts and objects against the door.
Gavin liked to ask Shannon through the door, "Are you pooping?" Shannon would reply sarcastically again and again... "No I'm splitting atoms."
The other day Gavin knocks on the door as usual and he says, "Daddy, are you splitting atoms?" He quickly picks up how to use daddy's "Cumminism's".
Later that afternoon Gavin heads to the bathroom himself and what does he tell us? "I'm going to split some atoms.
" Ah like father likes son.
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