Yes, Gavin since he started using the potty at age two must always get completely naked to go poop and the clothes must be outside the door. We've tried to change his habit multiple times, but he refuses. So Shannon asks the woman, "Yes, how did you know?" She then proceeds to tell him we must correct this problem right away because she also had to poop naked as a child. And you guessed it, as a grown woman, she STILL has to get naked to poop! Now isn't that terrifying as a parent to hear that a grown woman still carried this crazy idea from her toddler-hood into adulthood, not to mention the fact that she's telling people...at work? Go figure that this pretty woman is still not married!
Sorry son I know this may be embarrassing to know I shared this information on a blog, but years from now I want you to get married and have children of your own. And I can't let this strange quirk you had as a preschooler prevent you from a future with a wonderful woman. Let the bribery begin!
Footnote: To my knowledge, Gavin no longer gets naked to poop! Yay Gavin!
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