No matter how many times you think you are ready to answer the most inquisitive personal questions from a four year old, you never are.
Today while folding laundry:
Gavin: How was I born?
Me: Why do you ask?
Gavin: How did I get out of your belly?
Me: I pushed you out.
Gavin: How?
Me: Very carefully. (insert snide remark here, remind self you are talking to a four year old)
Gavin: No, I mean where did I come out, your mouth?
Me: (oh boy here we go, now what?) You came out of my private parts. (Really trying to avoid the word vagina here)
Gavin: What are private parts?
Me: (well there's no escaping it, is there? not with this one) The parts that are private for no one else to touch without permission like a boys penis or a girls vagina. (Ugh)
Gavin: I don't want to match socks, I want to play angry birds.
Me:(Thank God for short attention spans)
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